Why Worry?

Here something I wrote when I was in junior high:

Why Worry?

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about.

Either you go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you will be so darn busy shaking hands
with your friends, you won't have time to worry.

So, the question you need to ask yourself today is "Why Worry".

See y'all down the trail...